KYAA SUPER KOOL HAI HUM MOVIE REVIEW

STAR CAST- Tusshar Kapoor, Ritesh Deshmukh, Neha Sharma, Sarah-Jane Dias, Anupam Kher, Chunky Pandey

Director: Sachin Yardi

Its not a movie, its a two and a half hours package of adult SMS jokes. Definitely not funny its just vulgar. Story is written by Sachin Yardi who is director of this SHIT and was co-writer of the much better prequel of the movie...KYAA KOOL HAI HUM.

This is a story about two guys Sid (Riteish Deshmukh), is a DJ and Adi (Tusshar Kapoor), is looking to become an actor. Adi is in love with Simran (Neha Sharma) and Sid falls for Anu (Sarah Jane Dias). Situations lead them to undertake a hilarious road trip to Goa in search of their love. They face comic chaos in the unknown place, as some new characters appear on the scene.

Previous part of this movie was way much wittier, naughty and suggestive. This part has only few shining moments.

This is for the guys who are not aware of the GREAT ADULT COMEDY MOVIE SERIES- AMERICAN PIE. I was getting mails and tweets regarding this movie before its release that this is the Indian version of AMERICAN PIE, but there was not even a bite of that EPIC ADULT COMEDY.

Better to watch AMERICAN PIE SERIES again on your PC or else go for this flick with painkillers.

MY RATING 

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES MOVIE REVIEW

Star Cast- Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Liam Neeson, Marion Cotillard, Morgan Freeman, Sir Michael Caine
Director: Christopher Nolan

You just don't watch a Nolan movie. You experience it. Something happens inside you after you're done watching any of his movies.

The Dark Knight Rises is not just a movie, its a baggage of expectations, its a perfect sequel to The Dark Knight which was a masterpiece.
I am not gonna say that Dark Knight Rises is as good as The Dark Knight cause that part was just perfect. But this is surprisingly epic finale.

Eight years have been passed since the demise of Harvey Dent. Batman had hung up the boots and started blaming himself for Harvey's Death and everything. With all the injuries he had sustained while fighting under that bat suit and the depression, he is no longer the Bruce Wayne Gotham knows. People have been questioning his sanity. Wayne empire is declining.

There are a several new players that have been introduced in the film, such as Wayne's love interest and the new age cop John Blake who does the job of being the good side kick of Gordon and plays in an important role in convincing Bruce Wayne to be back as the caped crusader to protect Gotham one last time from the terror of Bane and army.

In comes Bane. The dark, brutal, masked and monolithic beast who almost destroys Wayne enterprises to seek Batman.

Selina Kyle, a female burglar who teases Bruce Wayne with her attitude and activities. 

As a result, Batman is forced to come back. What follows is the series of events that not only blow your mind away but cast a magical spell to last the full life time. 

I am not gonna write much about this flick. just grab your tickets and watch the epic finale.

well....In the words of Christopher Nolan: "Every great story DEMANDS a great ending". And yes it is....Anything else is for you to decide.

MY RATING 

COCKTAIL MOVIE REVIEW

Star Cast- Saif Ali Khan, Deepika Padukone, Diana Penty, Boman Irani And Randeep Hooda

Director- Homi Adajania

Post 'Dil Chahta Hai', Indian cinema developed a young urban audience which was receptive to hip films. Trendy music, trendy fashion, trendy plots and trendy urban setting. Hum Tum, Salaam Namaste, Wake Up Sid, Rockstar etc. were targeted towards the same segment and were accepted by the audience as well. These movies made Saif and Ranbir stars of the multiplex audience while Khans, Ajay Devgan and Akshay Kumar remained the superstars of masses.

Cocktail is another film for the same audience, with the same cast and believe it or not, actually almost the same story line as previous films.

Cocktail is inspired by 'Vicky Christina Barcelona'. Its a love triangle. Guy chooses one girl over the other, jealousy sets in and in the end one of the two girls offers a sacrifice.

The movie is about Gautam (Saif) who is a rich flirter & woman-charmer. Veronica (Deepika) is a rich spoilt girl living in London's air. Meera (Diana) is a typical Indian bride who comes for her husband Randeep Huda , who simply denies her of everything.

Gautam, Meera & Veronica quickly become friends and stay in Veronica's house. Veronica falls in love with Saif and no points for guessing who Saif falls in love with in a love-triangle. The sweet moments between Saif & Diana bring charm to the screen. At interval, you are totally in the nasha of cocktail.

But Alas, welcome to the world of reality. Deepika wants to marry Gautam now and curses Meera.

Deepika carries forward her hot 'Break k Baad' image. Saif irritates at times with girly dialogues & girly dances, but is completely natural when acting calls for. Diana as the newbie does a decent job. Randeep is wasted. Boman and Dimple have very small roles. The tracks are peppy.

However, an ultra-stretched 2nd half for an expected climax kinda ruins the experience. Watch only the 1st half and you will come out with a smile, else get ready to be dis-heartened!

MY RATING  

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER REVIEW

Star Cast- Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Rufus Sewell
Director- Timur Bekmambetov




When I discovered this movie skepticism washed over me. Abraham Lincoln as Vampire Hunter???
Its damn difficult to expect one of the best President of the world as a Vampire Hunter. This movie is filled with blood, violence, gore and Vampire decapitation.


 Abe grows and learns about the Vampires from his friend Henry played (Dominic Cooper).  He maintained his double life as a Vampire Hunter and as a young boy.
Henry(Dominic Cooper) is also a Vampire who hates his own kind and trains Abe to fight with the blood suckers.
President's hunting and political trail both come together when Vampires conspire with the Civil War.


Many things are absent from the flick like the way the Abe comes to turn abolitionist is not there and also Abe's political career is gone


Overall this flick is all about spectacle. Film is pretty violent and full of blood and the swishing blades and hacked off blades looks great in 3D
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is for people who are content with being entranced by jaw dropping visuals. If you’re looking for an engaging story or characters though, look elsewhere. 


MY RATING 

BOL BACHCHAN REVIEW

Rohit Shetty's attempt of making remake of classic comedy flick Golmaal--FAILED.
I was trying to find out what exactly is going on. Script is so confusing and irritating that for watching this flick you have to leave your brain at home.

Ajay Devgn is in pehelwan avatar jo "dil se socta hai, dimag se nai". His role in the movie is to bash mobs, protect city and walk away in slow motion and to speak English language better than the Britishers.


Abhisek Bachchan played two characters in movie- ABBAS ALI and ABHISHEK BACHCHAN...one is a serious guy with responsibilities and other one is the worst classical dancer of the world and he is also a gay. (AB always be like that since DOSTANA i guess).

Asin is in a short role. She played as a sister of ABBAS ALI.
Coincidentally she looks exact like Ajay's ex APEKSHA. (WOW!!! kya ittefaq hai). If you are a fan of Asin and her humesha vale expressions, there's nothing for you.


(I am not gonna tell you guys about Prachi's role, cause there's nothing to mention)
Only thing worth mentioning is the role played by KRISHNA. He's just good.


Music of BOL BACHCHAN SUCKSSSSS. The songs are placed where they are not all needed.


Screenplay, Direction, and Execution....NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING is there.
BOL BACHCHAN is more a film of an ACTION DIRECTOR Rohit Shetty....rather than DIRECTOR Rohit Shetty.


WATCH IT IF YOU ARE A FAN OF ROHIT SHETTY
MY RATING